Wednesday, July 31, 2013

DEEP TAN 2: TROPICAL DOMINATION.





At last, the aching and throbbing will now cease it's intensity with the highly anticipated final arrival of TNUC & Big Mike's DEEP TAN 2: TROPICAL DOMINATION mix. Just like it's predecessor Solarium Mix, this musical offering is specially designed for the serious sun-worshipper. You'll see that this time our mix has a SIDE A + B. These were specifically engineered for cassette-tape recording and listening. Wise tanning disciples will download SIDE A + B, record them to a blank cassette, then grab their yellow Walkman and head for the shoreline. Once you hit the beach, what happens during the next 60 minutes (duration of the mix) will be a deeply sacred and personal experience that only you will be able to define. Time to get out of the shade and INTO THE FUN (for a track-list, follow the Soundcloud link).

DEEP TAN 2: TROPICAL DOMINATION [Side A] by TNUC

DEEP TAN 2: TROPICAL DOMINATION [Side B] by TNUC


WARNING: REPEATED LISTENS CAN CAUSE A TROPICAL-INDUCED COMA. IF YOU'RE A PLATINUM BLONDE WITH A BIG SET OF ATTITUDES THAT EXPERIENCES SYMPTOMS SUCH AS A SHORTAGE OF COCOA BUTTER OR TANNING OIL NOT ADHERING TO YOUR BODY PROPERLY, DIAL 1-900-UNCLE-T, IMMEDIATELY.

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BUT WAIT...THAT'S NOT ALL...



TNUC BEACH BALLS FOR SALE
TNUC BEACH BALLS FOR SALE
TNUC BEACH BALLS FOR SALE

(bananas not included)

Limited to 27 pieces.
$6

8 comments:

Anonymous said...

These mixes are totally chillin balls dawg! T-t-t-tasty!
In your experience, does listening to this while sunbathing drastically increase your base tan by the end of the season, versus no music?

soylent lorne greene said...

You've done it again! The beach is back....Thanks so much.

Turbografix said...

I have an unending respect for anything Uncle T and Mike Ballerman put together...just saw Michael McDonald perform sweet freedom a few months ago at Sea World...he and his silver-cloud of a beard raped it. Thanks for this bitchin summer mix.

Nick said...

TNUC, your mixes have proven highly beneficial for my skin tone. I am ready to hit the beach this weekend!

Zack Morris said...

These mixes are perfect for lathering on some Hawaiian Tropic Tanning Oil and laying out at the beach with some babes and sipping on some frozen piƱa colada's. And if the clouds crashed in on your intense beach tanning sesh, hit up the local Solarium and push play on your yellow Sony walk-man.

Riku said...

We need more TNUC merchandise from the 80's! Bought the beach ball! THANKS BROTHA! :)

Riku said...

WOOHOO!!!

80's glaze!

TNUC PROMO 1

TNUC PROMO 2

yaaa baby! I

TNUC said...

You guys RULE. Riku.....fuck yes.