Are you not feeling very limber? Is your beach body not holding up with the little foxes down by the shore? Are you ready to turn mediocrity into greatness? Or do you just not care about being strong, but care about looking good naked? Relax, because we can help. Allow me to introduce you to former Oakland Raider, Lyle Alzado.
Alzado will turn that flab into fab in no time, and requires only two things from you. Two gallons of milk plus a total ultra-low price of $39.95 for his latest workout tape, No Sweat: The Exercise Program for Everyone. The motivational music for your sweaty session will be provided by Michael Sembello ("Maniac" song from Flashdance) and Mark Hudson. This fun and effective workout will turn you into the #1 hardbody of 1984. What are you waiting for!
"One good thing about working out with apple juice, orange juice or milk is that you can finish working out and you can drink it!"
- Lyle Alzado